saara ([info]saaramyrene) wrote,
@ 2003-12-18 15:26:00
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aunt va-jay-jay's got the stigmata.
what's your favorite euphemism for menstruation?

come on, i know you have one.

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[info]lemoniefresh
2003-12-18 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I do, but now that I am thinking about it I can't think of any good ones.

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[info]thefuckingvold
2003-12-18 09:30 pm UTC (link)
the red vadge of i ain't havin no baby...

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[info]saaramyrene
2003-12-18 11:31 pm UTC (link)
that's the funniest one i've heard. it was so good, i e-mailed it to vinnie the tampon case guy. he said it made him laugh out loud, and he's heard all of them.

in retrospect, i should have credited you as "the fucking vold" instead of "this guy named aaron that works in my office".

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[info]thefuckingvold
2003-12-19 02:54 pm UTC (link)
if vinnie thought it was funny, then he definitely has a better sense of humor then my ex-girlfriend. she didn't find it all that amusing.

i can settle for "this guy named aaron that works in my office". it's definitely better than "this adopted kid that people only pretend to like because they feel bad that he's adopted".

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[info]evangelineok
2003-12-18 09:59 pm UTC (link)
sometimes, when I'm feeling especially kooky, I say "I have my period." I know, I know, it's risque, but no one seems to mind TOO much...

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[info]starcastic
2003-12-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I've always been a fan of "a visit from my little friend".

Not that I've ever used the saying.

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[info]hotshotrobot
2003-12-18 11:10 pm UTC (link)
aunt va-jay-jay's got the stigmata.

!!! RULE!

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tenmississippi
2003-12-18 11:18 pm UTC (link)
my cat won't stop peein' red food coloring.

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[info]bnafff
2003-12-19 02:03 am UTC (link)
aunt flo's visitin' the porcelin gods.
or, "jeezum why am i spending 10 bucks on my vadge just to plug it up week"
or... thank god im not knocked up again.

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[info]blchandler
2003-12-19 03:15 am UTC (link)
Sloughin' (I just made that one up. Just now.)

And I also liked it when a friend of mine declared "We have blood!" as if she was at NASA declaring a liftoff.

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cassez_vous
2003-12-19 03:29 am UTC (link)
...Blood tsunami. One of my favorites.

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[info]mandroid2000
2003-12-19 09:08 am UTC (link)
"There's a mouse with a bloody nose floating in the toilet."

It's simple and probably not all that original, but that was how I was reminded (in the early days of menstration, circa age 11) by my family that I hadn't flushed my tampon.

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hmmm
[info]tmelrose
2004-01-21 07:55 pm UTC (link)
i don't know but i just don't trust anything that can bleed for a week without dying.

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[info]saaramyrene
2004-01-21 10:14 pm UTC (link)
yay! that's one of my favorites.

and it was double funny, because at first i thought you were commenting on my "save the kitty" post.

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let's see
[info]rosehips
2004-03-01 09:13 pm UTC (link)
estrogen poisoning...
the one i use the most often.

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